"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked."He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"A wife invited some people to dinner.At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied."Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"This one is compliments of BobOur teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said "fried chicken."She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's. A month later I again met Abe at the bar. I had really looked forward to his company and was pleased when I saw him. During the evening he pulled a toothbrush out his top pocket and surprised me by asking if my offer about the bed still stood.Astounded, I replied, “Sure.”He told me that he had always dreamt of sleeping in a decent bed and hoped I wouldn’t think him a nuisance. I assured him that it would be fine, before going on to say that I would be honoured to make his dream come true. As we spoke, I pondered how many of us take the ordinary things in life for granted. After our three evenings together, I had come to realize that Abe had lived a very hard life.Later, with our nightcaps in hand, we left for my motel room. After consuming our beers in the room I asked Abe if he wanted to shower. He did indeed! Abe only got to shower once a week on the farm where he worked, and that was on Sunday mornings. The rest of the time he had to hand-wash himself. While he showered I made my.
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