The Sacred Sensuality Of Oriental Princess Making Fun

You really know your way around the course.What's your secret?"Mickelson replied, "The holes are numbered."A young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole, my son?"The young man says, "An 8-iron, father. How about you?"The priest says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray."The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green.The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.The young man says, "I don't know about you, father, but in my church, when we pray, we keep our head down."Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?" Yes" says the woman."Did you hit him with that golf club?" Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face."How many times did you hit him?" I don't know -- put me down for a five."A golfer teed up his ball on the. .. no. I mean ... aren't the outside doors and windows closed and locked?"The smile returned, and she shrugged. "I don't know." What do you mean..." He tightened his fingers on the edge of the door when her hand suddenly shot out to push it open. "What are you doing?"She stopped pulling against the resistance of his grip on the inner door, grabbed the towel bar on the outer door, and pushed it open. He jerked his hands away from inner door to avoid having his fingers pinched. She used the distraction to slide into the back of the shower. "I told you. I need a shower."His hands dropped to cover himself. Unfortunately that wasn't a difficult task for just one hand. Two was overkill. "Well, uh, why shower here?" There's no shower there. And you have hot water and need help."He tried to concentrate on her face, or else he really would need both hands to cover himself despite the shock, though, again unfortunately, that wouldn't be difficult for two. "No shower? Well, don't you have a tub.
Imagine the most sexually fulfilling orgasm of your life one that makes you curl your toes and literally scream with pleasure, watching The Sacred Sensuality Of Oriental Princess Making Fun. Then, come to www.pelispornx.com and stream all the hot action in The Sacred Sensuality Of Oriental Princess Making Fun to make that dream a reality.

More...
Comments:

Recent Porn Trends