Assame Girl With Lover In Jungle

The only thing left to do was to finalize the guest list and get the invitations sent out. We worked on that after karate.“Is there anyone missing from our proposed list?” Kara asked. “Or anyone we want to remove?”“My mom!” I chuckled. “But I have to invite her. It’s kind of impossible to invite my dad without inviting her.”“It looks like our total is 127 people,” Kara said. “That includes some people who probably won’t come like Karin Andersson and her parents, and Steve’s friends Torbjörn and Elizabeth. I don’t think Aimee is going to get leave early enough to come, either. I think, roughly, we’re going to have 113, so I arranged for 115 places and 115 meals. That includes our ‘wedding party’ which really is just Jess’ friend from California, my friend Susie, and Kurt. I also included Dave and Julia, because they’ll be our witnesses. That’s the head table. And I put Mark Agnini there as well.”“Who’s doing the calligraphy for the invitations?” I asked.“The company that is printing. You know, the one where the Teletubbies are fucking. Oh forget it, I'm not in the mood now. Bastard, fucking contract. And what about the five hundred pound 'personal appearance fee'? Are you telling me I actually have to go and meet him? Thirty minutes? I've got to spend thirty minutes listening to his snivelling shit as he undresses me with his eyes? No, I can't send the money back. Because I've fucking spent it. Not that you noticed, I could be wearing a fucking bin bag for all you care. Don't 'honeybun' me. And no I don't want a snuggle. Look, can you just fuck off, apparently I'm contractually obliged to answer this sodding letter". Dear Big BuggerFour inches!!! Sorry but you're just going to have to give me a minute whilst I catch my breath. I've known pigs with bigger dicks, and theirs are all corkscrewy. Oh well. Nevermind. There really isn't much point in you going to meet Miss Jiggly Tits with that little Iggle Piggle, she is going to be seriously underwhelmed. But, don't.
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