Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”“You foul-mouthed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!”“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella ‘Mississippi’.”I went out dressed like a chicken last night... ... and I met a girl who was dressed like an egg. One thing led to another and the lifelong question was answered: it was the chicken.What’s a 6.9?Another good thing screwed up by a period.What’s the difference between your dick and a bonus check?Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.Two deer were leaving a gay bar...One turned to the other and said, “Man, I can’t believe I blew thirty bucks in there!”What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?A man will actually search for a golf ball.What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a. There was one exception to that, which was partly because of the girl on the cover of the mag, Miss Caroline Mooney, all but topless on the cover. It was an adult shop in Luton, and there was a lady serving but also a couple in there, who it turns out were business people talking to the lady about selling stuff or whatever. Seeing there was a lady in the shop – very unusual of course but as I say She was there on business, I had to take the opportunity to be as pervy as I could. The shop lady had seen me before obviously, but I knew the other lady had noticed me when I came through the door in my pervert’s outfit – I’m guessing Her business wasn’t exclusive to dirty bookshops and so She didn’t visit them often, if at all, so it would have been Her surprise at seeing me – yes, it’s true then! You do get real perverts in these shops! There are such things as dirty old men who get all their sex pleasure ogling their magazines, rubbing themselves into pervert ecstasy! No doubt they’re.
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