.. well ... I'm shocked." You shoulda heard me when she came driving up in it. I am amazed you didn't wake up."The 19 year old topless dancer from across the street came out on her porch ... naked..."You two shut up before I call the cops ... can't a girl get any sleep around here?" She scratched her cooter and realized she was nude ... she swivel hipped her way back inside ... muttering.The landlord opened the door and popped the hood. "I had to show Wili where it was too."One of the mods Cal had made was spring loaded hinges. The hood stayed up without a support rod.The Chrome and Gold Corvette rocker covers winked at them from the confines of the engine bay.Bill sat down.There was no chair."No Bill, you can't go. This is girl time. You need to stay home and feed candy to the neighborhood.I can hear you right now. 'Candy little girl?'"Mina had places to go and snatches to suck. "You better run to Safeway and get some candy ... you'll probably have to go several places to get. TWO CROCODILESTwo crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it." Well," said the big Croc, "what have you been eating?" Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc."Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?" Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol." Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?" Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!" Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. You see, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase."The Difference between Grandpa and Grandma Have you ever wondered what the difference is.
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